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Once upon a midnight dreary... I had a blog. Sadly, it choked on its own vomit. And so, several years later and in repsonse to a great demand from within my armchair... here is the new and improved -in the sense that it may or may not actually be better- blog!

Or more correctly, it is a new blog. The first of a few that will be divided by subject matter and/or colour of excrement.

There will be one about health/food/sports -watch me jump the shit out of that bandwagon-, there will be one about politics/art/philosphy -advanced gratitude to the wandering left eye of my nod awake future reader- and there will be one about my business, namely corporate efficiency consulting.

As you may have noticed, I tend to make long sentences and construct them in a "classical" manner. Whereas some people may find this confusing or difficult, some people fornicate themselves with a stuffed hamster. I will try to include typos now and then, just to keep everyone on their toes.